THE PORTAL
A SILENT DISCO EXPERIENCE
FRIDAY | DEC 19TH | 9PM
$20 DROP IN | UNLIMITED MEMBERS / PASS HOLDERS COVERED
Forget everything you think you know about silent disco.
This isn’t a party.
It’s a cross-dimensional nervous system reset disguised as a rave.
3 channels. fog machines. lasers. immersive sound. a room full of people who want to feel free.
Your body has been waiting for this.
WHY THIS EXISTS >>>
Because adults don’t get enough spaces to feel free.
Because your body remembers how to heal when given the right environment.
Because dance is the oldest form of prayer.
And because your nervous system deserves a place where nothing is required, everything is allowed, and joy is the frequency we’re all tuning into.
IMMERSE YOURSELF
This is a full-body, multi-sensory experience.
With wireless headphones, curated 3-channel music, and a room pulsing with light + intention, your nervous system finally has permission to move the way it was designed to move.
HEADPHONES PROVIDED
You’ll receive top-tier wireless headphones with 3 channel options.
Choose your vibe. Move your way. Customize your volume to support your nervous system.
PERFORMANCE-FREE ZONE
No choreography. No pressure. No “I don’t know how to dance.”
Awkward is welcome. Weird is celebrated.
Your only job is to let your body talk back.
A TRAUMA-INFORMED DANCE SPACE
This is not a dating pool, a place for unsolicited touch or attention.
This is a consent-based container where your boundaries are respected, your nervous system is honoured, and your experience is yours alone.
Barefoot or socks. Comfortable dance attire.
A safe container for self expression.
ORGANIC FOG
Our fog machine runs on a homemade, food-safe organic fog. It creates a cinematic, other-worldly environment without irritating lungs or skin.
VISUAL IMMERSION
Custom-tuned laser effects create a visual field that feels like stepping into another timeline. It’s not “club lights.”
It’s nervous-system art direction.
SIGNATURE DJS
Curated by KUUMA’s musical architects - from EDM to ecstatic to deep house - each DJ set is designed to support mobilization, catharsis, release, and euphoria.
EMBODIED FREEDOM
We don’t dance to look good.
We dance to come home to ourselves.
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COME TRY A FREE DISCO
(show website at the front desk to claim)